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Star Wars As It Should Be Star Wars As It Should Be

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Watch it.

John Cheese once raped me as a small child, yet I still find this to be utterly hilarious.

Also, call me back, JC. I've got plenty of lube.


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Foamy's Rant Foamy's Rant

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Really old, really fast

Why am I watching some squirrel whining about people that piss him off? Oh, boo hoo, I'm complaining about people that make me look bad. I'm complaining about people that want someone to talk to. I'm a freaking squirrel that talks annoyingly fast and high-pitched. I always wondered what happened to that annoying chipmunks guy after his show got canned.

Here's an idea:
Why not complain about people who complain about trivial things in their life? Oh wait, you wouldn't want to complain about yourself...conceited prick.



Neurotically Whored II Neurotically Whored II

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

There's a good point in this

I hope that most of the people that have given this a 0 on reviews realize how stupid they are. Artists are a lot like employers. They will not take you seriously if you cannot spell words as simple as "cartoon" correctly or if you CANNOT TYPE USING PUNCTUATION MARKS. Periods and commas are on your keyboard for a reason. Plus, most of you guys don't even have Flash experience, which is why you make fun of other people's work.

Ok, on the to cartoon. It's a good parody, it points out some of the moot points of the Neurotically Yours series. Two points you should have included are Germaine's hair (What's up with that?) and why it's supposed to be Goth when there really isn't anything Gothic about it. I mean, you could take Germaine, make her a depressed nerd instead of a Goth, and you'd still get the same result.

Now, Tripp_Static (the sewage that wrote a review before me), there are several points I can laugh at in your review. First off, your profile just makes Funktastic correct. You are some teenage looking to score cartoon porn by getting brownie points from illwillpress. Can't spell "dude" or "another" correctly. I'd like to see you make a Flash Cartoon that could even make the Daily Top 5.

In closing, I'm not a fan of illwillpress or Funktastic, but there's some shit that's flying around here that needed to get attention brought to it. As long as these idiots continue to write pointless reviews, I'll be bashing them. Thank you.


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Different Movie hehe Different Movie hehe

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

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If you make a plotless movie, I'm making a review without anything on it.



Tribute To Animators Tribute To Animators

Rated 5 / 5 stars

About damn time

It's been a while since I reviewed my last cartoon, mainly because I haven't found one I wanted to review. This movie shows the anger of many decent Flash authors who have gotten shit for decent work. Most of these idiots can't even draw on their computer, much less put together a movie. That's why great works of art on Newgrounds go unheard of while movies like DBZ in a Nutshell (The DUMBEST piece of shit movie EVER) and movies centered around dick and fart jokes get in the top while overlooked movies like Brutality and of Mind and Machine are kicked around because these dumbasses don't understand the complexity of the plot. Want cheap humor? Go shoot yourself with a shotgun. Want a good movie? Look beyond the top 50 and into the caverns of NG.



Mario VS. Sonic  (VGDC) Mario VS. Sonic (VGDC)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I smiled! I cried! I busted a nut laughing!!!!!!!

Randy Solem is a Flash GOD!!!!! I've been a hardcore VGDC fan for a year and this kicked @$$!!! The fighting was superb, especially Mario's fighting stance :) The small things are what made this movie awesome, like Mega Man X as the announcer, the audience, and the kick-@$$ music during the final round. Randy, you ROCK!!!


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I think I love you.


nintendo attacks nintendo attacks

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not bad

You gotta tell me where you got that cool mouse cursor for the loader!! It rocks!!


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Hyakugojyuuichi!! Hyakugojyuuichi!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It took me until the end to laugh my ass off!!!!

DAMN!! That made absolutely NO sense, but was weird and funny as hell!!!



XiaoXiao Beth the Thief! XiaoXiao Beth the Thief!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Beth is a bitch, and so is this asshole tommyboy

First off: Tommy, if you worked on something for 3 months and it gets submitted by someone else under thier name w/o permission, you'd be awfully pissed. Plus, I don't see any fucking movies on your resume. And Beth, FUCK OFF OF OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK! Nice work TFX. It's about time the idiots of Newgrounds got their heads (or asses) checked.



Mission to the Men's Room Mission to the Men's Room

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy Shit!! Funny as hell!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! *Whew* Damn, that was EXTRMELY funny! I almost shit my pants!