TheOneCalledBryan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Star Wars As It Should Be]

Watch it.

John Cheese once raped me as a small child, yet I still find this to be utterly hilarious.

Also, call me back, JC. I've got plenty of lube.

[Foamy's Rant : Foamy The Squirrel]

Really old, really fast

Why am I watching some squirrel whining about people that piss him off? Oh, boo hoo, I'm complaining about people that make me look bad. I'm complaining about people that want someone to talk to. I'm a freaking squirrel that talks annoyingly fast and high-pitched. I always wondered what happened to that annoying chipmunks guy after his show got canned.

Here's an idea:
Why not complain about people who complain about trivial things in their life? Oh wait, you wouldn't want to complain about yourself...conceited prick.

[Different Movie hehe]

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If you make a plotless movie, I'm making a review without anything on it.

[Tribute To Animators]

About damn time

It's been a while since I reviewed my last cartoon, mainly because I haven't found one I wanted to review. This movie shows the anger of many decent Flash authors who have gotten shit for decent work. Most of these idiots can't even draw on their computer, much less put together a movie. That's why great works of art on Newgrounds go unheard of while movies like DBZ in a Nutshell (The DUMBEST piece of shit movie EVER) and movies centered around dick and fart jokes get in the top while overlooked movies like Brutality and of Mind and Machine are kicked around because these dumbasses don't understand the complexity of the plot. Want cheap humor? Go shoot yourself with a shotgun. Want a good movie? Look beyond the top 50 and into the caverns of NG.

[Mario VS. Sonic (VGDC)]

I smiled! I cried! I busted a nut laughing!!!!!!!

Randy Solem is a Flash GOD!!!!! I've been a hardcore VGDC fan for a year and this kicked @$$!!! The fighting was superb, especially Mario's fighting stance :) The small things are what made this movie awesome, like Mega Man X as the announcer, the audience, and the kick-@$$ music during the final round. Randy, you ROCK!!!

Randy-Solem responds:

I think I love you.

[nintendo attacks]

Not bad

You gotta tell me where you got that cool mouse cursor for the loader!! It rocks!!

[Hyakugojyuuichi!!]

It took me until the end to laugh my ass off!!!!

DAMN!! That made absolutely NO sense, but was weird and funny as hell!!!

[XiaoXiao Beth the Thief!]

Beth is a bitch, and so is this asshole tommyboy

First off: Tommy, if you worked on something for 3 months and it gets submitted by someone else under thier name w/o permission, you'd be awfully pissed. Plus, I don't see any fucking movies on your resume. And Beth, FUCK OFF OF OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK! Nice work TFX. It's about time the idiots of Newgrounds got their heads (or asses) checked.

[Mission to the Men's Room]

Holy Shit!! Funny as hell!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! *Whew* Damn, that was EXTRMELY funny! I almost shit my pants!

[Stagger Preview]

Wow!

I guess great minds think alike! All of the best Portal entries are fighting movies, and I'm finishing the trailer on mine. Thanks for the good trailer man!