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Star Wars As It Should Be Star Wars As It Should Be

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Watch it.

John Cheese once raped me as a small child, yet I still find this to be utterly hilarious.

Also, call me back, JC. I've got plenty of lube.


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Foamy's Rant Foamy's Rant

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Really old, really fast

Why am I watching some squirrel whining about people that piss him off? Oh, boo hoo, I'm complaining about people that make me look bad. I'm complaining about people that want someone to talk to. I'm a freaking squirrel that talks annoyingly fast and high-pitched. I always wondered what happened to that annoying chipmunks guy after his show got canned.

Here's an idea:
Why not complain about people who complain about trivial things in their life? Oh wait, you wouldn't want to complain about yourself...conceited prick.



Neurotically Whored II Neurotically Whored II

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

There's a good point in this

I hope that most of the people that have given this a 0 on reviews realize how stupid they are. Artists are a lot like employers. They will not take you seriously if you cannot spell words as simple as "cartoon" correctly or if you CANNOT TYPE USING PUNCTUATION MARKS. Periods and commas are on your keyboard for a reason. Plus, most of you guys don't even have Flash experience, which is why you make fun of other people's work.

Ok, on the to cartoon. It's a good parody, it points out some of the moot points of the Neurotically Yours series. Two points you should have included are Germaine's hair (What's up with that?) and why it's supposed to be Goth when there really isn't anything Gothic about it. I mean, you could take Germaine, make her a depressed nerd instead of a Goth, and you'd still get the same result.

Now, Tripp_Static (the sewage that wrote a review before me), there are several points I can laugh at in your review. First off, your profile just makes Funktastic correct. You are some teenage looking to score cartoon porn by getting brownie points from illwillpress. Can't spell "dude" or "another" correctly. I'd like to see you make a Flash Cartoon that could even make the Daily Top 5.

In closing, I'm not a fan of illwillpress or Funktastic, but there's some shit that's flying around here that needed to get attention brought to it. As long as these idiots continue to write pointless reviews, I'll be bashing them. Thank you.


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Recent Game Reviews


Madness interactive Madness interactive

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great!

This is a good game, except for the controls. The mouse problem is easily fixed by the download, but I can't seem to get my browser to open it up. Do I have to do something to my Internet Explorer in order to get to the site?



Clock Legends Clock Legends

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very Nice. Tough but fun.

I thought that this game was a blast. Sure, I died at least 50 times before I won, but I didn't feel like ripping my hair out at all.

One question: What is the name of that DDR song?

PS: To all you guys out there who haven't beaten it yet: Use the Saiyan Power while jumping off the platform after Steak Clock to get by (And possibly destroy) RC Clock. If you need any other help, email me @ vigil_ante@hotmail.com



Xiao Xiao No. 4 Xiao Xiao No. 4

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This was great, but not GREAT!!

This was a good and well-rounded Flash movie. But, this wasn't as good as XIAO XIAO No.3. It's not because 3 was fighting ninjas and 4 was shooting, it's more of the fact that Zhu didn't have to try as hard on this one. Keep it up, though :)


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